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Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you
Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!
by Mcs918 September 26, 2021
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The Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.
"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"
by hairypuma March 7, 2019
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Dumb Joe

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020
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Big Joe

Big Joe takes what he wants, he crushes any in his way, he makes his own rules. Big Joe is unstoppable
S-s-s-sorry big Joe i didn't realise you wanted this seat please don't hurt me
by dadadawdaefae June 27, 2020
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Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.
Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020
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joe bostock

The word used to describe the common being that likes to isolate him/herself and smoke cannabis, this being is usualy found in its natural habitat smoking a fat spliff and making yo mamma jokes.
Alex: Safe ladd is jeoff out tonight.

Dean: No hes picking up a fat 10 hes such a joe bostock
by jjeaves May 27, 2015
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mulatto Joe

A Mulatto Joe is a white man who has black man hair so you're not sure what his ethnicity is. Mulatto Joe's game is weak as shit and he stares at girl's at the gym and when they make eye contact with him he flees not unlike a scared cat.
"Homie, you gonna invite Mulatto Joe to the fire?"
"Nah nigga, his game fuckin' weak"
by josh peak June 23, 2014
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