"Supermodels no longer want to fuck donald trump. They lost interest after Stormy Daniels revealed that Marco Rubio was right about the size of his dick. He likes to say that he'd fuck Ivanka if they weren't related, but Ivanka says she wouldn't fuck donald trump even if they weren't related and he were 25 years old, because it would still be gross. Now I don't want to fuck donald trump either, because I think I can do better, and because it's just an embarrassing thing to do." --Melania Knavs...okay, okay, Melania Trump, I just hate to admit it in public
by bis225 December 10, 2020

by Dubiks February 14, 2019

Things a washed up, ignorant actor would say to remain relevant, while the rest of the country benefits from Hillary not being PoTUS.
by walford December 1, 2020

"Hey dude, I really want to fuck Donald Trump."
"You can't fuck a trash can, it just doesn't seem possible."
"You can't fuck a trash can, it just doesn't seem possible."
by LeftCam December 8, 2020

by April41494 October 19, 2020

You know what fuck I don't support black I support Donald Trump. I support black Donald Trump. ashwqag... agwag... im plowing myself outcho ass oucho head.
by Black Donald Trump December 2, 2020

by Anthony Cuzz September 6, 2022
