That's Anything

When someone insults you and their insult is weak or it's not funny

Friend: Boy you look ugly
Me: That's anything

by Wym? July 14, 2016

That's A Neck

When you say something that doesn't make sense or something stupid. When someone says a neck you swipe there neck as hard as possible. To not get necked you must say no neck.

Your watching the World Cup and the guy sitting next to you says when will Barclona and Argentina verse that's a neck.

by boomz.the.saiyan June 4, 2015

that's life

A phrase traditionally used with the aim of making people feel better, giving them the idea that a problem they suffered was unavoidable. However, it is also commonly used as a mechanism to thwart suggestions as to how to deal with a problem.

A: Damnit, the minority have spoilt it for everyone else.
B: That's life.
A: No it's not life, you tarred them all with one brush. Here's some other methods that would have led to much less inconvenience to the responsible majority.
B: Nope. Your suggestions won't work, because the minority spoiling it is a fact of life, and therefore it is unavoidable because if it wasn't, it wouldn't be a fact of life.

by fwe22 July 23, 2006

that's what she said

1. a phrase said after ANY innocent sounding sentence that makes it seem more sexual then it actually is. Makes it seem like (insert-phrase here) was said prior, during or after sexual relations with a male or female.
2. a game you play where all players watch a Television show and try to find funny moments to say "that's what she said" after a phrase in the show. Innocent shows such as iCarly or Spongebob etc. are great shows to play on.

Situation 1.
John get a piece of garlic from the kitchen right out of the oven.
John takes a bite and says "Aw! This is so hot that I have to nibble on it!"
Adrian shouts, "That's what she said!"

Situation 2.
Gaby, Adrian, Gabriel, and Rigo watch iCarly.
In show dialogue, "This sauce is thick and rich! (talking about ribs)"
Adrian says, "That's what she said!"
(Show progresses.)
In show dialogue, "You have a pretty eye! (talking about a girl's eyes)"
Gabriel says, "That's what she said!"

Situation 3.
Innocent Girl comes out of pool.
Innocent girl, "Wow! That made me all wet!"
Perverted male, "That's what she said!"
Innocent girl, "Eeeeewww!"

Situation 4.
Teacher talks to students in class.
Teacher," What did you think of the test?"
The class is quiet but an innocent girl gets enough courage to say "It was long and hard"
Cool kid in the back says," That's what she said"
All kids start to laugh while the prehistoric-aged teacher stands in a state of confusion.

by PointedShrimp March 10, 2009

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

That's my name, don't wear it out.

This phrase has two meanings; the first is that you're mother gave you a badass name as a baby and you've grown up with an immense ego about it, so you don't want people to ruin it with their nasty voices. The other meaning is that you don't care about people so you avoid them bugging you, by saying this phrase.

For example if your name is Candi Corona, you have all the right in the world to say "That's my name, don't wear it out.

by Miss Crown June 16, 2012

that's what she said

hilarious innuendo that you can say for pretty much anything.

(teacher talking about clay)
teacher- it usually hardens when exposed to air.

student- ha! that's what she said!

by this_amazing_girly October 23, 2008