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Jon Jones

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024
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mike jones

Mike Jones is a “UD” user who frequently posted between 2004–2006. Based on his posts, it’s safe to say he is a Black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This assumption is based on his post about the “NWA,” a hip-hop crew that found their way into business back in 1986. He also used the N-word, which led me to conclude he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you, mister.)

He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies' world when he was still young and thriving, considering the number of posts where he talked about b-words and all that stuff.
None of this matters though, as my real and only intent of this post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir, you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood–like poker would be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgment was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30–35 in that time period, I can’t really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the missing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Do you know Mike Jones?“
„Yeah. Aint he the guy that wanted everyone to believe in his poker-dreams?“
by Sheldon dooker May 23, 2025
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Dylan jones

A hottie very muscular and great guy so cute and very good guy who loves dirtbikes
Dylan jones means the best looking guy and strongest in the world
by Jonesdude November 21, 2021
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Jamicheal Jones

A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.
Keria - “I wish I never let Jamicheal Jones leave from my life!”
by Jupiter’s Dual September 13, 2023
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W.H. Jones

A human mattress that has a man whore in all fifty states and three countries. He also use parking lots of religious buildings for his sexual escapades and doesn’t like African Americans.
Wow W.H. Jones is a real whore and he’s racist!
by Thotcoptor43 August 27, 2021
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Jaedyn Jones

"oh wow look at that jaedyn jones over there"
"you're such a jaedyn jones ugh"
by lucyhalefan March 16, 2019
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dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022
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