by djvsnusv December 4, 2011

by hunter salmons January 14, 2020

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

When you have to poop and your friend won't stop talking, and a turd pops out of your butthole and snacks your panties
Janice: so like I was saying the party is going to be great..
Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.
Me: sorry Janice but if I don't get to the bathroom I'm going to Carmel Smack.
by Injurdbutrfly69 February 22, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
