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gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012
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Gold star

When you paint your hand gold and stick it in an arse hole
Today zac got on my nerves and I wanted to give him a gold star
by Grim sleeper January 31, 2018
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta January 12, 2023
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Gold day

When your happy and want to say sigma balls
When I saw my freind I screamed gold day!
by Realurbanman July 17, 2024
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David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.
Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022
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Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.
by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022
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Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.
Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.
by tsipar July 31, 2011
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