Sis Tank

The female version of a “bro tank.” Often categorized by loose fit and wide arm holes.

Rahsaan: “hey what are you wearing to the gym?”
Reagan: “a sis tank!”
Rahsaan: “that’s not a thing”
Reagan: “well what do you call a bro tank when a girl is wearing it?”
Rahsaan: “touché”

by 17386789998212 February 6, 2021

Built like a tank

A Nokia cellphone.

"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."

by BiggieBagelz November 5, 2023

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Tank-E

An engineer who is also a communist. They engineer the people's tanks to crush counterrevolutionaries.

"So that chick is a Mech-E?"
"Yeah, she is also a crazy leftist, real Tank-E"

by Tank-E October 9, 2022

Tank

Verb.
To absorb the force of something without much pause or effort, almost as if you were in an actual tank.

Those waves looked huge, but he completely tanked them!

by jabersson August 24, 2025

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020