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National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day
by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020
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Blue jean slide

All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.
by jefflebowski October 21, 2010
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Harlem Slip&Slide

When you are sucking on someone's petruded ass hole and they take a shit into your mouth.
Sorry babe, i didn't mean to give you the Harlem Slip&Slide, it just came out.
by albino tim October 17, 2023
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Sliding into your CDM's

A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them
Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's
by Sliding into your CDM's February 3, 2022
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Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.
My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.
by LuluBleu April 10, 2021
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Slide Rocket

When a handjob is being given, and the male ejaculates into the other person's eye.
That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.
by RogerL769 June 21, 2012
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