Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker
by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 25, 2022

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.
by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.
Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
by Pbndick March 12, 2017

person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 14, 2017

by xsleepyz December 16, 2022

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!
by megan11000 March 12, 2021
