I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. jason is a weird person who has curly hair and alot of bumps on his face. hes super weird and he acts and looks like a furry.
by wawkhardt October 5, 2023
Get the jason the furrymug. Jason is just a really amazing guy who has calm voice, works out, and enjoys his life with friends and family, he likes to play for example apex legends and another game genshin impact, people think he is weirdo because he is in a good way, he loves to joke around, play true or dare, listens to three tons of Metallica, loves to ft with friends, watches the office, he is the type of that when you date him, you won’t regret being with him, he is a true gentlemen, treats everything with respect, and he also has a ig which you should follow- jasonzxf_
by Jxsonthepunpkingking August 2, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. 
the most confusing guy ever if you tell him you like him he will tell you he isn’t ready for a relationship but months later he’s ready for nudes and he’s probably using you for satisfaction and nothing more
Jason is a ass face
by urm0mschesthair November 21, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.