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TTK Syndrome

Better known as "Teen to Kid Syndrome". This is a mainstream trend of teenagers that find things related to their early childhood are very trendy. Examples of such things that went back in style lately are unicorns, Sesame Street, monsters, Silly Bandz, etc.
How come every teen except me has TTK Syndrome these days? I don't understand it.
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Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.
Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.
by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017
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Streamer Syndrome

The deterioration of cell production in the brain directly correlated to one's popularity as a livestreamer; effectively making a person mentally retarded the more followers or subscribers they have.
That XQC guy is hilarious. The way he acts must be because of his Streamer Syndrome.
by Big Budah April 19, 2020
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Griechenland syndrome

Griechenland syndrome
You haven't had your retardation dignosed (yet) but you say random things just for fun even tho it ain't one. Your random statements may include irreverent jokes or words in foreign languages. This whole phenomenon happens out of sudden compulsions that make you say that without even realising. Don't confuse with tourette's syndrome as these compulsions can be fought and you may eventually recover from this ilness. Can also occur in text messaging.
Griechenland syndrome:
EX 1:
Subject 1: "hey there, remember not to cum in the rum"
Subject 2: "Cockram what"

EX2:
Subject 1 *goes upstairs*
Subject 1: Griechenland
by anonymous March 4, 2022
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dumbo syndrome

dumbo syndrome dumbo syndrome a condition/ caused from wearing protective masks for a long amount of time pushing the ears forward making them them red and unable to even be taped down.
what a bad case of dumbo syndrome she/he has i dont think thats going away, anytime soon. this plague is getting us one way or the other created by nazzaro
by nazzaro May 14, 2020
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Barner Syndrome

A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.
I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.

Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.

“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.

“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”
by Anonymous8008132 July 8, 2020
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Abel syndrome

It is the immense adoration and unconditional love for Abel Tesfaye. Often compared to the symptoms of drug addiction; lack of control, or inability to stay away from a substance or behavior. CURRENTLY AN UNTREATABLE CONDITION!
Bro I got Abel syndrome ongg
by Daysafterfriday June 10, 2021
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