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Soup Kitchen Weed

Inspired by dirty Mike and the Boys, soup kitchen weed is manufactured through a process similar to Kopi luwak coffee beans. The process begins by feeding a homeless man some marijuana leaves. After digestion, the leftover cellulose is fertilized in the anal cavity during defecation with another homeless man's semen. The resulting marijuana product, after having been cleaned out, has been cited as being of the highest quality.
Let me roll a join from your ounce of soup kitchen weed.
by Soup Kitchen April 15, 2015
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Chicken br00tal soup

Death metal and/or grindcore so br00tal it makes one's brain into soup.
"Hey Dave, how was the Napalm Death show?"

"Man, it was intense... it made my brain turn into chicken br00tal soup!"
by ChickenBr00talSoup April 13, 2008
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heiny goop soup

diarrhea. From heiny buttocks, goop messy mass and soup liquid
I was on the toilet all day with heiny goop soup.

Those baked beans look like heiny good soup.

I called in sick today cause I had heiny good soup.
by Master Bob October 29, 2007
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Soup bowl buffet

When 5 or more men ejaculate in a gaping butthole and fill it to the top
by Funnel nuts December 9, 2019
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Kansas soup kitchen

When your significant other vomits in your rectum and then feed it to the homeless
Hey what times the kansas soup kitchen?
by Ryan Jarvis December 19, 2020
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Alabama Soup Bowl

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.
After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.
by elspartaco February 22, 2011
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Wisconsin Soup Kitchen

While receiving a blow job, the girl throws up on your penis then continues to swallow the vomit and your load.
Last night I picked up a butterball from the bar and she gave me a Wisconsin soup kitchen on the way back to the hotel.
by Tankie 6969 May 6, 2022
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