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A mistaken menu item at a steak restaurant by a drunkard.
Eg Julian asks in a manner of uncultured bewilderment “What on earth is a Hoog”?
His brothers reply in unison “that is 400g (the size of the steak) you fucktard” explaining to Julian the illiterate mongol spaz master 3000.
by Soup Kitchen December 13, 2019
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what an intellectually educated individual might choose to call another equally intellectually educated human being on a purely intellectual and educational level
whatup skimdawg, how ya livin?
by Soup Kitchen January 28, 2004
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Inspired by dirty Mike and the Boys, soup kitchen weed is manufactured through a process similar to Kopi luwak coffee beans. The process begins by feeding a homeless man some marijuana leaves. After digestion, the leftover cellulose is fertilized in the anal cavity during defecation with another homeless man's semen. The resulting marijuana product, after having been cleaned out, has been cited as being of the highest quality.
Let me roll a join from your ounce of soup kitchen weed.
by Soup Kitchen April 16, 2015
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