When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.
Look at those losers over there with the spastic thumbs; must be have a text social with their other loser friends.
by Marty Green November 14, 2007
a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people
by LORD FIRION February 04, 2010
To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.
Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.
by Martin Smiles April 27, 2010
A term used to describe someone who is extremely social. Similar to Social Butterfly, but takes it a step higher and has better relationships with way more people, such as Jado.
Michael : How many people are you talking to?
Jado : About 8.
Michael : Damn, you're a social unicorn.
Jado : About 8.
Michael : Damn, you're a social unicorn.
by Senor rita October 20, 2010
A socially Active person is someone that engage with the affairs of the society and contribute to it.
by Nana Yaw Light October 28, 2015
a completely mismatched couple where either the guy or girl is 2 points or more better looking than the other on a 10 point scale
Did you see that ugly ass dude with that Megan Fox look-a-like? That's the biggest social injustice I've ever seen.
by The Mort August 17, 2009
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