A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference
by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021
Get the Trip short people monthmug. "Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
Get the Two olives short of a martinimug. During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn
by Hands babab October 20, 2020
Get the Throw short people monthmug. Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
Get the a few sandwiches short of a picnicmug. Somone who's very predictable
John- Can you believe tom asked me for money on my birthday?
Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.
Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.
by AnonymousUser14 February 25, 2010
Get the Short Sleeved Magicianmug. Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
by Datanigga November 12, 2020
Get the Throw a Short Person Daymug. not playing with a full deck, one fry short of a happy meal
crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state
crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state
by dxo January 9, 2011
Get the one glowstick short of a ravemug.