sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

Sea Salting

When your roommate goons on the toilet seat and you gotta scrape it up after it dries

Man my roommate got me sea salting the bathroom every day this week, kinda pissing me off

by babyturtle69 February 19, 2025

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

sea sea

people with piss/shits kinks

are u a Sea sea kink type person?

by viviviviviivi August 18, 2021

Sea birds

A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys

Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar

by Urban Dick 445 January 26, 2022

Red Sea Wee

When a stray pubic hair crosses over a man’s urethra causing the stream of urine that's coming out to be divided in two.

The name originates from the parting of the Red Sea in the Bible.

Wife: Why is there piss all over the bathroom floor?
Husband: Sorry Love, It seems I had a Red Sea Wee.
Wife: Yeah, well get moppin’ Moses.

by Rex Durkin August 8, 2020

Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea

I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea

by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025