New York Steamer

A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.

Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.

by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019

DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.

Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.

by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Jourdan River Steamer

When she eats boiled crawfish and get the bubble guts. You spread her meat flaps while she is releasing all her fury. All that seasoning covers her man in the boat. Now you have a Jourdan River Steamer

She loves getting a Jourdan River Steamer on the dock.

by Honkykong76 February 28, 2022

West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.

We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer

by enjoimark April 26, 2022

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.

I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.

by Poopypoopypoppop August 2, 2022