Jargen-Smith

Someone who just spews 'jargen' at any given moment to ascend what he thinks is the social ladder but its actually just the degenerate ladder.

Potentially you may be idling and start to think of some random words you can construe in a completely unreasonable way and apply it to a scenario which does not relate or warrant them at all and then you start to change the words and formulate a story with characters that rhyme or half rhyme with your new words and then just go down the verbal-mental rabbit hole.

Person 1: "Major maggot brains healthy kids meals"
*development*
Person 2: "Majoris maggot brans healthy school meals"
*development*
Person 1 *while laughing*: "you're such a jargen-smith"

by Jargenite2000 May 23, 2019

Smith

To be a smith would imply that an individual is a special bread of human. It’s purposefully ambiguous though generally considered positive. It can describe a socially acceptable degenerate. Also know as smithing.

Other names for smith: smythe, smithson, smithsonite, smath.

The following can be added as prefixes or used on their own with a smith implied thereafter: complete, absolute

“That guy is an absolute smith.”

“The guy is smithing hard, man”

by The absolute (smith) June 12, 2019

billie smith

To roll and smoke a weed

From the phrase bill a spliff

Let’s go for a billie Smith

I am going to billie Smith

( can just say billie smith)

by Dunno what a pseudonym is ngl June 13, 2019

megan smith

a beautiful girl with lots of friends. all the boys lustfully look at her when she walks by. megan catches everyone’s eye when she flashes her movie star smile. her brown eyes light up a room instantly. she’s the best friend in the whole world and everyone loves her lots.

megan smith is a hot

by ieatkids June 16, 2019

Smith

He has hair that makes him look Jewish or sum shit

He looks like a smith

by Smittysonian August 22, 2019

Jordan Smith

The definition of extra

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~

by Famjgfx August 23, 2019

Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019