A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
by Bert1357 October 13, 2020
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by anonymous October 16, 2020
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1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives
1 can Italian stewed tomatoes
1 cup fresh mushrooms
1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives
1 can Italian stewed tomatoes
1 cup fresh mushrooms
1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
Get the ROBERT mug.Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
by Hmenrak August 20, 2013
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"Hey man, this party is really picking up."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."
"I know, but I promised my friend I'd go party at his place. I'm gonna Robert Frost it."
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