pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009

Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)

Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!

by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012

pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Outta pocket

A term used to describe foul or abhorrent statements.

Cletus: I fucking hate niggers!!
Jeb: Now Cletus, that was outta pocket!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018

Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

by JustaJoe January 23, 2013