Pearse

A "Pearse" is someone who

1. Wanks
2. Wears eyeliner
3. Is obviously a lesbian
4. Wastes time on urban dictionary describing himself
5. Makes suspected pedophile lists
6. Has violent sex with homo black men

Pearse is also a true soviet at heart... Its a serious

problem, im really concerned.

Big up my spotty friend Matty pickle

oi fam Pearse is well gay i swear

by the mman child October 9, 2017

Pearl Harbor

The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.

Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.

Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.

Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.

Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.

Bill recorded himself giving his girlfriend a Pearl Harbor and uploaded it.

by Rigglegiggle November 6, 2008

pearl necklace

see tittie fucking

by joce November 8, 2002

pink pearl

Ignorant person who over-reacts to everything.

"Man, Jim is such a pink pearl"

by Sammy Simpson May 8, 2005

pearl

if you are at a cocktail party full of old folks with a few of your friends and are in the need of some mood changing substances you can refer to these items as pearl.

"these parents are boring and trashed, lets go get some more pearl"

by zinky January 15, 2006

string of pearls

Someone who is extremely hard to please

I really want a boyfriend but it’s hard to find one since I’m a string of pearls

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 5, 2019

Pearl Harbor

To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.

After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.

by lonelydonkeykong August 13, 2012