Patrick

A man who if he saw a vagina, would try to put a plaster on it

Man, Patrick should stop telling girls to smile more

by He who shall be named November 22, 2021

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Mr Patrick

Worker for the Blubby Blab (we name it that so we dont get sued) He is working for JoloSolo#5371. BUT SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IS MR SPONGEBOB AND MR SQUIDWARD

Hey Mr Patrick heres your pay today

by JoloSolo#5371 November 5, 2020

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A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

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Patrick Sodapop Curtis

Sodapop is the middle child of the Curtis'. Is in the book" The Outsiders" by S.E. Hinton. He's sweet, loving, and carefree. He's so cute too. Very cute. I mean, have you SEEN the man. He's amazing. He's is so fine. We all love Sodapop

"Patrick Sodapop Curtis is the best greaser. You can't change my mind. He's so cute."

by Kai10101010101010101 September 25, 2022

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