Pants Off

Noun- often used to denote a sort of challenge without aim. Despite the suggestive name, it actually has no such purpose. Can be used in any sentence where "dance off" is used.

Hey, I challenge you to a Pants Off!

by jell May 13, 2005

Poopie Pants

A large stuffed bear with crossed eyes.

Moosey and Poopie Pants are so cute!

by PoopiePants22 May 16, 2008

paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

Short Pants

Multi-gender trousers that reach somewhere in between the bottom of the kneecap and the mid calf area. For clarification, shorts on the other hand range from bottom of the kneecap to any shorter desired length.

Also, short pants are not just pants that are too short. Pants that are too short are simply just pants, or capris- usually worn by females or gays.

Darnell: " Yo werd up check out deez short pants don't make me shank ya!"

Barthalamule: "Excuse me sir, those trousers are actually shorts. Sagging is an inappropriate use of shorts so those do not qualify as short pants. "

by short pants enthusiast October 28, 2011

pants-puddle

having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.

I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.

by Davidizzlewham October 19, 2007

white pants

Pants worn by lesbians, especially lipstick lesbians, and usually with colorful panties underneath.

There's Melissa and her butch, Michelle, how many times has Melissa worn white pants this week?

by shortlesbianlover October 14, 2010

skampy pants

Those nasty Red Lobster bitches who don't have shit and think that eating at Red Lobster is the end-all be-all of high cuisine. You bitches know who I'm talking to... y'all make your man take you to Red Lobster, cuz it's over-priced frozen-ass nasty seafood, but it's expensive, so you make your man take you there and drop a $150 tab on dinner for two, then when he takes you home to fuck ya, you got shrimp scampi all over ya damn pants, and ya smell like shit. Ya smell like a nasty ass shrimp that's been pissed on and rolled in garlic.

Skampy-pants called me again today, man... damn Red Lobster groupie won't take the claws out.

by g[x] April 29, 2004