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Small Dick

Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.
Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Small Might

Y’all know All Might from My hero academia. Yeah, now make him a walking skeleton with no eyes, blonde hair, and blood always dripping from his mouth.
Guy 1: Why does a fucking skeleton with hair keep coming on my feed?!
Guy 2: That’s just Small Might
by Kokichiouma_dice August 12, 2021
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Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.
I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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small bus

saying someone is sped/stupid

connotation comes from the school system, which places all the special-ed kids in the small bus to go to and from school instead of the big bus with the normal kids
teacher: where is California located?

student 1: in africa

student 2 after class: you're so small bus for saying california is in africa
by TheManWithNoName34 April 29, 2022
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The Small Effect

Being in an enclosed location for a prolonged amount of time causing time to go by seemingly at high speeds without realizing it...
Sorry I'm late bro, The Small Effect man
by Tigga86 May 24, 2018
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small man

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 25, 2020
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Small dick

A man by the name of Conan
by C.Holding October 19, 2017
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