scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.
My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.
by DeathbatForever August 10, 2023
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Puny Toast

A Special Sandwich soaked in egg yolk, fried on both sides and then folded with a filling of mashed potatoes.
I love having Puny Toast with my evening tea.
by Jazzmonox December 22, 2010
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Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”
by Iamnothigh January 10, 2019
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Toast eaters

The best squad ever created! This squad is really goofy and fun and gets into trouble sometimes.
by Realdumbogirly November 02, 2019
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Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 05, 2023
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Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?
by Hans00 July 13, 2015
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