John Bermo

A ledgend of a Demi-God Will Punch every leg going Once gave a bender a hickey (GAZZA CONNOLY) Will Bermo slam the fuck out of your anus if you don't have homework or will give you a green incident on a good day

Damn look it's John Bermo

by King Steve Toast head October 3, 2019

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

making johns

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

John Webb

A low life piece of shit who putts around in his shitbox of a Jeep that he thinks is nice. You’ll know it’s him when you see his fat gut hanging out and his osama bin laden looking beard. Although his facebook says he is a fearless leader, just know he is a cowardly scumbag

“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”

by What’s His Name January 21, 2021

john thin

cooks, cleans and plays mc raft. pretty womanly and kinda thin

John Thin stop being THIN

by boiled4 March 4, 2023

Lawn John

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.

"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"

by sneakyle June 21, 2017

John wade

Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born

You have such a John Wade

by DaCLAW February 12, 2020