A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

I am Speed assignmenting
by Ultimate0 March 5, 2021

This is an incredibly inconsiderate, incompetent, and sometimes dangerous driver who causes others behind her to have to hit their brakes to avoid running into her. She (or even he) may think that it's their job to dictate how fast traffic should be according to their stupidity, paranoia, and/or personal fear.
by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
by mx, dp October 5, 2007

by Notime November 27, 2013

by benisthelion October 18, 2017
