Noodles

The code word for someone with a god complex and short temper when called out on it.

Dude 1: Hey, isn't that Jared?
Dude 2: Oh shit not Jared between you and me he's a noodles.
Dude 1: I completely forgot about that.

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.

Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodle Googler

A person who searches Google images for pictures of famous dicks

While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler

by anonymous January 15, 2024

corns noodles foods gardens

This can mean multiple things but it is mainly used to get a laugh out of whoever says it. another thing you could say with this is you know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens. it is said when someone is flirty and annoying

oh my gosh! sally sue is being such a corns noodles foods gardens with sam! You know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens



Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!

by yolanda molanda October 8, 2008

Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Noodles

The nickname Noodles was given to the the one and only Jack Avery by his band mates (blue eyed giraffe, corbine, baby, and hoenah). Jack has long curly hair (its a perm) which looks like noodles they make him look HOT.

Perla:Did you see noodles new post?

Maddy:Stop calling him noodles already he has a name!

by Perla(perper) April 29, 2019