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nowledgeable

A state of not actually knowing anything useful or accurate about something, but insisting that you do in fact know scores on the subject matter in question.

Typically displayed by managers, belligerent ludites and salesmen.
I asked our nowledgeable server vendor for a quote on new CPUs for my DB server. Now I've got a quote on three SANs and SAP....
nowledgeable by The Evil Muppet September 15, 2009
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The Asscrack of Nowhere

A place that is even more nowhere, than Nowhere. Usable in situations where you have no f***ing idea where the hell you are.
Guy: "Okay, we are officially lost."
Girl: "You think?"
Guy: "Well, yeah. We are in the middle of Nowhere!"
Girl: "No. Nowhere was that Gas Station about 50 miles back. We are in the ASSCRACK OF NOWHERE!"

Your mine now 

they wanna f*ck you so much or become friends and they want you to ask them out
Your mine now by :) me and you:( October 20, 2020

Predator News Now (PNN) 

Predator News Now (PNN) is basically the TMZ of the predator catching community and reports updated and most relevant information in the world of exposing online child predators . It's the MVP of internet podcast.
"Predator News Now (PNN) is mos def the Most Valuable Podcast on the internet. 💜

trending now 

when people find a topic interesting it becomes popular, thus staring a trend.
I looked at the trending now list on urbandictionary.com
I looked at the trending now list on urbandictionary.com

subway now sells cake 

A girl that has there ass hanging out while takeing a pic in a subway bathroom
Did you here subway now sells cake

easy now 

safe, alright, hows it going? etc etc
"Easy Now josh"

"y'alright dude"
easy now by Samius April 2, 2003