Dirty Morgan 

when you are a ranger and go to your boyfriends house and give head while his sisters friends are over and you decide to do it in the living room until it hurts.

Peit are you ready to do a dirty Morgan

Dirty Morgan by transaction August 22, 2023

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

The Morgan Tax by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

Dexter Morgan 

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

Dexter Morgan by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

Dee Morgan 

When you are blessed to have the chance to date a man much younger, much better looking than you, way out of your league because you intentionally put heroin or fentanyl in front of his face and got him to relapse so you could snake your way back into his life

RYAN GOT KILLED BY A DEE MORGAN , A DESPERATE MOVE BY A GRIMEY AGING WITCH WITH A MANLY FACE.

Dee Morgan by RyansForeverMinnesota December 12, 2023

Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.

Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!

Max Morgan by Lovelivelaughforever1233456 April 9, 2024

Fiji Morgan 

An obscure sexual act involving the use of an antique American Silver dollar, clenched in the mummified palm of a dead Capuchin monkey, inserted into one's rectum.

Susan's recent experience at her local coin store reminded her of her very first Fiji Morgan.

Fiji Morgan by The Grunionator May 10, 2024

Emily Morgan

Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.

- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.

Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”

Emily Morgan by 337799 June 8, 2024