Meat Demon

A Meat Demon is the act of taking your girls favorite Icecream then warming it up slightly so you can fit your penis in the Icecream tub... Right after you get enough Icecream on your penis you violently fuck your girls face

Example:

Guy: Bae, you know what would make this night perfect?
Girl: What?
Guy: Head
Girl: You know what baby? I just don't feel like it
Guy: What if I give you a strawberry meat demon?
Girl: .... I'll get the Blue Bell

Liz: Sarah! I totally don't mind giving my guy head!
Sarah: Why? That's crazy!
Liz: He always gives me a chocolate meat demon ;)

by RedHeadSlayer May 13, 2014

Meat Squad

The members of a sports team used to get the starting players ready for the game. Also refers to second string or third string players. Used primarily in Football or Rugby to describe the second team or third team members who take the beatings in practices, but never get the glory on game day.

Rudy is one of the best players on the Meat Squad.

by Rudy R. April 6, 2006

cudda meat

Tender sweet, wet and warm pussy that feels so good you can't get enough.

When a woman opens her cudda meat to create an all you can eat feast!

by Mr. Dicky P August 8, 2012

Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.

Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!

by $hIti0T August 6, 2014

Meat Headache

A headache caused from eating actual quality meat after spending a lifetime eating sub-par meat products like fast food burgers.

I have a meat headache after eating that burger..we should have went to McDonalds. I'm not used to eating real meat..

by mgtymnckin May 24, 2009

meat curtians

A term used for a well worn vagina, where the labia looks like thinly sliced roast beef, and or hangs a certian way one must "open" it to get to the inner sanctum of the vagina.

Look at the meat curtians on that one, yow...

That chick's all worn out, just look at those meat curtians.

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

middle meat

that hairy and often times sweaty area between the asshole and the ball sack

I often times catch alex making his cat lick his middle meat after he goes for a run.

by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006