May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap

Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies

by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019

May 23

An person who is handsome/bueatiful,athletic,good at everything,funny,loving person

A person born on may 23 is great at sex

by sexyape99 November 23, 2021

May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021

May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021

May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 4

This persons born on May 4 is the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, moist amazing person you will ever meet. She is most likely short and has a smile that lights up your world. When she laughs it is contagious that you start to laugh with her. If you know someone that was born on May 4th you should never lose her because she will make you the most happiest you have ever been.

P1: I just met the missy amazing person
P2: cool she must have been born on May 4

by Truespeaks06090 November 25, 2021