May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 23

Celebrate! It's May 23! Today is guacamole day! Eat some chips and guac or just pure avocado!

Yay!! Its May 23! Hand me that guac!

by sonik x bonik April 7, 2022

May 17th

Norway national day

Ay, dude Happy birthday it’s may 17th!
So?

It’s Norway’s national day

by Silnor1 November 28, 2019

May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?

I was born on May the 24th.

by xflox_x February 10, 2021

May 26

Best day to meet your crush after a 3 month quarantine. All lost days during quarantine such as national grab booty day or give head day may be exceptionally used at once on May 26.

- Hey bro! i will be meeting my crush on may 26 when this quarantine is over
+ That is the best day! You should grab her booty while kissing her

by LaZowiPuta May 25, 2020

May 10

National stick your tounge down someones throat day.

Im gonna stick my tounge down your throat since its May 10th

by BoredomForever May 10, 2019

26th of may

National tash send max botty pics day (must include one vid)

Oh it’s 26th of may tash must send max botty pics

by Harry999999151537 May 26, 2021