Kitties and Tiddies

The cure for LIGMA

Person 1: Yo bro I think I got LIGMA
Person 2: Bro you gotta take my cat and go to Girlfriend's house for some emergency Kitties and Tiddies

by UraKyo04 January 21, 2024

kitty liver

The liver of a cat

Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.

by Mocha2 May 26, 2017

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)

C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

by helldamixa March 16, 2023

kitty bird

cat and bird

hi kitty bird!

by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021

California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021

Scurvey Kitty

Someone who is so disgustingly dirty, white trashish, nasty ass, greasy that it makes you go baahhhhh

Katie hasn't showered in three days... She's such a scurvey kitty.

by cungry November 03, 2009