Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

Darvo Johnny Depp

A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.

“ welp I guess he pulled a darvo Johnny Depp “

by Userfoekfkekfkenfnenfkfkenfwkv October 24, 2023

johnny joestar

A character in jojo's bizzare adventure part 7. He is the main protagonist.

he is johnny joestar, the funny guy

by JackThatBoi October 24, 2023

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

guy Johnny

Someone who love being ass fucked by their girlfriend on the daily. Although when in contact with friends will act appalled at the thought.

"Dude did you see how he was walking?" "Yea he's a total guy Johnny"

by Goobler October 28, 2023

Johnny

A slang term that derived from Philadelphia used to reference a stolen vehicle.

Bro just grabbed a Johnny, are you coming with us to drive around scouting for our adversaries to provide very agonizing, and potentially fatal pain?

by WeRightBeWillBack October 31, 2023

Johnny One Move

A person who when playing video games only does one action repetitively. Mostly acting in a way outside the way the game was designed in order to gain an unfair or manufactured advantage at the expense of others success.

“Dude quit being a fucking Johnny one move, or we are going to do something else.”

by axesandanchors November 8, 2023