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Johnny Hardcock

That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock
by cubespark December 17, 2020
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Johnny forehead

A flaming racist with a a large forehead.
"Yo that guy was a total Johnny Forehead"

"I know right, he would not stop talking about the Nazis"
by Bucket Man? May 2, 2021
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Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar
JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR
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Pulling a Johnny

The act of Pulling a Johnny is to play something safe.
"There are a dozen guards there. Which is why we're playing this safe instead of pulling a johnny."
by Helenestro April 13, 2017
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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Johnny Derp

A man who, through a settlement with his ex-wife, had his defamation lawsuit against her dismissed with prejudice. A man who, as it turns out, lied about his ex-wife defaming him. A man with yellow, rotting teeth whose fans will never admit the prime of his career is over with. A man who society is slowly, but surely, finally turning against & apologizing to his ex-wife for believing him & not her.
Did you hear? Johnny Derp and his legal team knew he'd lose his defamation lawsuit on appeal, so he got his ex-wife, Queen Amber Heard, to agree to a settlement where: 1) she doesn't have to admit guilt; 2) she's not legally bound by a gag order or NDA; 3) his $15M jury verdict gets invalidated & all he gets is $1M from her homeowner's insurance; & 4) as part of her homeowner's insurance paying him $1M, he had to agree that she didn't defame him, because her insurance company wouldn't pay out if there was malice. Not to mention, the news release put out by his abuse-defender lawyers and their soon-to-be out-of-business law firm stating that both agree not to seek any further legal action in this case. So, it means he willingly had his defamation lawsuit dismissed with prejudice in exchange for admitting he lied about her just so he could get $1M.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre June 25, 2023
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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