January 13

The worst day to be yourself all negativity is put toward you and people dislike you for no reason.

January 13 WOW this day again

by January 13 January 13, 2020

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January 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day, bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there!

I love January 6th because I’m a lesbian who LOVES tits

by bertbart October 23, 2019

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January 24

National kiss your crush day people who are born on this date are gorgeous ✨

You:hey I really like you

Crush:aww I like you too

You: Have you born on January 24

Crush: yea why?
You:because you are gorgeous

by Netflix account December 5, 2020

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January 6

Hump your friend day

-Bends over friend and humps her-
What was that for?!
It’s January 6th!

by Local Nitty December 6, 2020

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January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

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National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!

“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.

by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020

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