Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you

Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!

by Mcs918 September 26, 2021

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The Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.

"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"

by hairypuma March 7, 2019

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joe tiddies

The hot tiddies of Kojiro Nanjo, the most bisexual fucker in sk8 the infinity. His boyfriend can't leave them alone, men and women simp over them, they're just so hot.

Person 1: hey, have you seen Joe tiddies?
Person 2: OMG, yessss! They're just so hot.

by Matchablossom_simp November 25, 2021

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