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Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden. The biggest idiot the world has ever met. Can't stay awake long enough to do a report. He falls off the stairs all the time. Oh no, his ADHD medicine wore off, and oh no there goes his melatonin kicking in. Can we get applause for the best president ever, DONALD J TRUMP! Thank you
Person 1: Oh did you see sleepy joe on the debate?
Person 2: Yes!! He fell asleep so many times, he is such a jerk!
by Mcs918 September 26, 2021
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The Joe Rogan

The Joe Rogan is an exquisite sandwich first crafted on a hot and humid summer evening in Northern Indiana. It was around the middle of the second decade of the 21st century when this awe inspiring sandwich came into this world. The Joe Rogan combines the exotic flavor profile of an American classic, the Sloppy Joe, and the undeniable deliciousness of the world renowned Perogie.

First, the Sloppy Joe is assembled (extra shloppy if you're into that sort of thing) minus the top bun. Then, anywhere from 1 to however many god damn Perogies you'd like are placed on top of that sloppy, saucy pile of meat. Add the top bun and you're ready to board the flavortown express. Or, spice things up a bit with some sauce or other condiments to your hearts desire.

Oh, and for you carb cutter's out there, simply omit the bun and you'll have yourself a nice Joe Rogan salad.
"Wow, The Joe Rogan is the best sandwich known to man"

"This Joe Rogan is delicious but it is filling"

"Oh man, this Joe Rogan sure is tasty"

"I caught a case of the meat sweats after my ninth Joe Rogan last night"
by hairypuma March 7, 2019
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Horny Joe

When a certain mr mama gets a little sexy during the late night hours and instantly becomes funnier than normal which is still the bare minimum of funny and is usually activated by pictures of Grug Crood or Dylan
by KackJobus445 December 11, 2020
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Joe Vibin

by TFCFriendly December 6, 2022
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Joe D

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.
Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag
by Fricku69 December 31, 2021
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JOE WOOLLIN

Big weirdo. He sold his soul to phantom forces because he's spent the past year continuously playing it and has even shit in buckets so he doesn't get distracted from his playing. The kids that used to farm bee swarm simulator for him now grind phantom forces xp when he sleeps however he usually uses coffee for energy. He also loves to make loud sounds and tends to do it a lot. Unfortunately, Joe has become even more mentally unstable since his uncle Ching died after he overdosed on rice.
Perosn 1: Is that Joe woollin?
Person 2: no he's playing phantom forces
Person 1: oh yeah it's just a frog nevermind
by TheBINBAG June 23, 2021
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Sexy Joe

The person at anime conventions who breaks the rules (often by flashing people) resulting in the person being chased around by security guards while people take pictures.

Originated from the comic "Dramacon" by Svetlana Chmakova.
I hope we get to see a Sexy Joe at Comic-con!
by Mio-naa February 16, 2010
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