All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
mattholmes.io/about is a country man.
by Maine Chang July 16, 2019
A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
by PGHPopper July 19, 2011
by Mighty Guy January 12, 2009
The largest country music festival in the world, also the easiest place to get laid in North America. Its a Redneck Paradise. Biggest craziest party on earth. Four days without any sleep, nothing but country music, beer, trucks, hot women and Mud!
"Hey man are you going to the Craven Country Jamboree this year?" "Hell Yeah! I fucked four bitches in one day there last year"
by bcpr162 July 31, 2013
Palestine is a fictional country which doesn't exist. It is just a fantasy created by some Arabs who wants to steal the land of Israel and ripped off the flag of Jordan (not even creative af)
by Zionistman42069 January 03, 2025
Fictional country was founded by Mefelz union(my successor) in indonesia in 2019
fictional country used be my source of entarteiment and in australia year 2020 some humans added gremland to the party some month passed d smp was born the creation of I'manberg and followed badlands and others
on youtube sans smp had created 2 (elbonia and plankton country ig?)
and in 2021 some kid named bogenglandia claimed he was first to created fictional country
in indonesia at least
SO FOR BOGENGLANDIA BAD WORDBAD WORDBAD WORD youF
fictional country used be my source of entarteiment and in australia year 2020 some humans added gremland to the party some month passed d smp was born the creation of I'manberg and followed badlands and others
on youtube sans smp had created 2 (elbonia and plankton country ig?)
and in 2021 some kid named bogenglandia claimed he was first to created fictional country
in indonesia at least
SO FOR BOGENGLANDIA BAD WORDBAD WORDBAD WORD youF
by QIGF August 03, 2023