Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

italian wigger

an immigrant claiming to be italian, yet has no cultural or dna link to italy. most of the time theyre skin color is black however brown, yellow and orange are uncommen but still fit the term

look at that italian wigger, meloni should depport him

by real italian nationalist March 11, 2025

italianize

to make something italian

damn lets italianize tht shit

by shi shi's bff May 13, 2010

italian bet

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise

She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.

by c4tman June 25, 2021

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016