Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.

I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.

by Coonclashers November 27, 2018

italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025

Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny

by уour mum April 23, 2025

Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.

Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.

by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020

Italian Wineglass

when a girl is on her period and she puts her period blood in a wineglass, then a guy dips his dick in the blood and the girls sucks it off

Oh my i got the best italian wineglass last night

by I rip? :$ September 7, 2010

Italian dip

To put some grated parmasean cheese in between the gums and lower lip

Before leaving Olive Garden, I took a pinch of grated parmasean to have an italian dip

by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019

Italian

A crazy lunatic with a strong sexual connection to pizza

John: hey look at this pizza
Steve:were is the cheese
John: it’s under the sauce
Steve: *mad Italian noises*
John: stop being an Italian cunt

by Realistic ice March 19, 2022

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018