Minecraft Warden

A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Minecraft

You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.

Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.

Idiot: Terraria is 2D Minecraft
Me: No Minecraft is 3D Terraria

by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023

Minecraft

A kid game that is at war with Roblox.

Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Minecraft Pussy

minecraft sex mod now available limited edition no refunds children granted

Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

Minecraft

A genuine modern-day work of art.

Enough said.

- What are you playing Timmy?
- Oh just a modern day work of art.
- Oh yeah? What is it called?
- Minecraft

by iBrokeCheats January 30, 2021

Minecraft

See Drugs

Are you playing Minecraft dawg?

Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the world

Hey bro, wanna play some Minecraft?

by McStumbleBurg July 21, 2020