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hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
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Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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hobgosh

A hobgosh is when someone makes a mess of an otherwise simple situation
Man after taking down the Christmas lights, he tangled them all up and made a hobgosh
by KingWillyB3 May 2, 2020
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hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower
by boneshaker July 26, 2020
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HOBOEROTIC

- Something that is sexually stimulating (erotic) in a homeless kind of way.
- The “grunge” look popularized by 1990s bands coming from Seattle.
- Matt Dillon’s performance in the 1992 movie “Singles”.
- Can also refer to an attraction to the homeless or erotic acts between or associated with the homeless (See also HOMOEROTICA a depiction of erotic acts between or related to the homeless.).

- Earlier meaning: erotic in a Charlie Chaplin sort of way, a reference to his “Little Hobo” character. He was also known as the “Little Tramp”, which perhaps is the etymology of the sexual connotation of “tramp”.
1. Kirk Cobain had a HOBOEROTIC charisma that endeared him to Gen X. He appeared both independent from society and like he needed to be taken care of.
2. “Did you see them go at it on that bench? So HOBOEROTIC!”
by beckynot September 19, 2020
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Hobo Stew

Looky there! Fido just upchucked some hobo stew!
by Squidgeronimo September 29, 2020
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hobisexual

This means to only be attracted to Jung hoseok sexy ass from BTS
Rose: wow that man is staring at you
Y/n: oh umm rosè I’m hobisexual
by Suckonhobisdickallday October 1, 2020
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