A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.
A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.
Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.
A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.
Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.
Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?
Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.
Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.
by md4eva November 30, 2009
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"You go to marquette high school?!"
"Yeah, I love it! We're so diverse! We have rich white girls, public school dropouts, tons of Gucci belts, and plenty of STDs."
"Yeah, I love it! We're so diverse! We have rich white girls, public school dropouts, tons of Gucci belts, and plenty of STDs."
by Just_an_average_joy December 8, 2016
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by smoothy-o January 16, 2005
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Did you see Sharon last night? She is working with a trainer, hit the Atkins diet, and looks like she has regained her high school ass again!
by IrishMike February 24, 2008
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by Mr. Korte December 7, 2010
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"Katie, will you High School Marry me?"
Person 1: "Dude, Josh and Becca have been going out for a while now. Think they'll actually end up married?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just High School Married. Josh'll dump her once he starts meeting college chicks."
Person 1: "Dude, Josh and Becca have been going out for a while now. Think they'll actually end up married?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just High School Married. Josh'll dump her once he starts meeting college chicks."
by TimeBaum January 7, 2011
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There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable death."
and inevitable death."
by i suppose so April 28, 2021
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