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Goon to Jackson F Day

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool
Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others
by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025
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Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024
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flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence
Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight
by John McFakename June 3, 2024
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Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight
1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues
by Cruned November 25, 2023
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Goon Lineage

The Goon Lineage is a group in the Goon Society that has a noted lack of structure, with its members acting much more independently than those in other groups. It accepts any who have nowhere else to goon and have the intent necessary to jelq in such a group. The members take pride in the ranks they receive in jerkmate ranked matches, seeing a lack of goons as proof of cowardice in ranked matches.
Ciken: Have you heard? The Goon Lineage's mentor, Hyper, was exposed for trying mastering the dark technique of the diddy bluds.

Yaaph: This will leave a mark on the Goon Society.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
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Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.
"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."
by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025
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Ghost of the Goon

by GoatedGooner69420 March 12, 2025
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