lé goose

When someone is all cute and silly

luke "ou est lé goose?"
megan "les honk"

by lukeh March 23, 2005

goose amounts

to have little of something

OPPOSITE TO BEAR AMOUNTS

i've got bear amounts of change

"really? i have goose amounts"

by mark docherty December 9, 2008

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

whose goose

The action taken after you catch or are caught playing "Duck, Duck, Goose". Aka blowing the person who caught you, or having them blow you if you catch them.

Duck, duck, duck, goose!!!

Ha! Caught you! Now you have to suck my dick!

But I'm your brother!
Rules are rules bro! And that's whose goose!

by hectorHoursLozano January 11, 2017

Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022

Goose-stepping

Goose-stepping is when in a sport a leg is kicked up and the other leg goes back in order to confuse opposing players and throw off their focus on their target

John is goose-stepping around the other team right now!

by whyisitcalledburgerking? April 30, 2025