Peter-Gazer

a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.

When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!

by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024

Dirty Glace

When you shove a ghost pepper up your ass and use a cheese grater to masturbate while two Taiwanese women scissor themselves in a aquarium while listening to Bon Jovi.

Remco sure as fuck likes to do a Dirty Glace when he is playing CS2

by sintister November 25, 2024

Drei Gläser

A reference to the movie “Inglourious Basterds”. It is used as a phrase said to someone is called out on pretending to be something their not, and they just gave up their facade. It also should be matched with a the hand gesture of holding your pointer, middle, and ring finger up, while touching your pinky with your thumb.

Mohammed: “I am a German”

Hans: “Drei Gläser, you are from the Middle East”

by TuffBlud September 30, 2025

guffey gaze

Guffy Gaze (noun): A facial expression in photos characterized by a lack of emotion, a bored or disinterested look, and a distant stare off into space. Often gives the impression of being unamused, detached, or having no thoughts.

I just saw this girl, she didn’t look like she was all there and just gave me the guffey gaze

by Chaz6134 March 15, 2025

Double Gazelka

This is kind of like mooning someone but has much more effect. Take your best buddy and you guys get naked and back to back. Then hook your arms together simply and flip over each other’s backs, exposing the full ass , balls, pecker and whatever else. Picture of That going down the street ,kind of like a carnival trick. I like to do it at funerals for extra effect. Try the double gazelka sometime. You can thank me later.

Dude, let’s pull a double gazelka on these fuckers.

by Chinkles April 25, 2025

gamin' like a gazelle

To be particularly "on" when talking with a member of the opposite sex.

"How did you get Michelle to sleep with you, she's an 8 3 8 and your a freshman."

"Yo, I was gamin' like a gazelle"

by EN105H December 3, 2009

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017