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HEAVY METAL FROGGING

Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.
Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!
by 666blxck October 22, 2023
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frog

when your boy is eating your A** when your on the toilet and you is putting her A** up in his face and he is eating it.
by Jimmy Goat January 27, 2020
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Emo frog

Emo frog: a swaggy and and big bootie energy person who is also suicidal
*Max and Emmy chilling*
Bob: can I be an emo frog like you two

Max and Emmy: no cos you are not swaggy or have big bootie energy and you aren’t suicidal
by Maxosullivan69420 April 1, 2022
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Frog

Someone who is bad at keeping commitments or bad at hanging out cause they hop out at the last second
I would invite Jerry but he’s such of frog
by ProbablyNotaFrog July 28, 2021
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Frog

A frog is an amphibious lump of skin. It lives in ponds and is very breakable. Frogs are loved by many women, and will make nice gifts to girlfriends.
Alexis seems to be very happy in her pile of frogs.

Don’t touch that frog! Alexis will kill you.
by Lieutenant Cinder March 20, 2022
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Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024
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Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants
Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;
by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021
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