Epic Fail

Spending hours on the Internet reading all the definitions of "Epic Fail" on The Urban Dictionary

You Sir, yes You, reading this sentence...still reading this sentence, You...is Epic Fail. But don't kill yourself over it. No seriously, die. EPIC FAAAAAAIL!

by KBX911 November 22, 2010

failernetz

Used by people who use 'meme' (Pronounced ME-ME) Means a person's internet fails at being awesome. Most likely a mac. :D Or a another type of computer without DSL or cable. Vice Versa.

Prince Prodigy101: Dude, Ya know ryan? His internet is messed up!!! IT CAN'T GO ON INTERNET EXPLORER!

LemonSonic: LMAO!! FAILERNETZ!!! =D

by Sir Awesome November 3, 2007

Fail Buns

Buns that are inadequate in comparisson to others.

Key ingredient to the much loved lolburger.

1. "man, did you just see him get pwned?? rolf, he has fail buns"

2. "what are these fail buns doing here? They belong in a lolburger"

by jkrvnjkmnv September 7, 2009

fail anthem

The fail anthem is Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" clip that plays when people are shot or other bad things happen. The more fails, the more the fail anthem repeats and the more failarious it is.

fail anthem:
"mmm, wacha say, that you only meant well-
mmm, wacha say, that you-
mmm, wach-
mm-
mm-
mm-
mmm, etc"

by fail warior September 18, 2009

faileure

just a different way to spell failure since you failed @ spelling the word failure and wrote it faileure. simply emphasizes its meaning.

person 1(says to friend)so yah i was having sex with my gf last night but the condom ripped so we agreed to stop until next time because i only had one condom.

friend: FAILEURE!

by tortillandbeans May 14, 2010

faile

(slang) describes a failure so bad that the pupil cannot be helped

Jenny: " It takes 27 months to have triplets "
Ben: "You are a faile"

by Jumogu September 28, 2015

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008