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ok so i guess ill just ems💔.
by dxg.zm February 24, 2025
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Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
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A phrase meaning, among other things, "GET OUT!" It shows that one is objectively stupid in every way and has terrible ideas. Best used in context at a team meeting or group gathering, that way it shows everyone, including the "interns" how terrible a brain one has. It is commonly used in close friend groups as a way of slandering one another. It originated at Indian Hills Junior High, where a group of people did a hilarious improv skit together based around an Apple board meeting to find new ideas, where one coined the term, and the rest was history.
"Hey, what if we created a fantasy novel about girl dragons that pee rainbows?"
"That's the dumbest idea a human brain has ever even conceived. Intern, feed 'em to the lions!"
by Idefacateonyourfrontlawn October 14, 2025
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Em

A person that is Pansexual,Asexual, and Bigender. This person also has really bad anxiety and loves to draw as a hobby. This person also loves to listen to music.

(This is about the person writing. Which would be me so don’t worry)
by IdioticEm June 8, 2022
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With Kobe n Em

ex. “this nigga can’t guard me, i’m with kobe n em” or “nigga pass the ball, you not with kobe n em”
by geepo July 11, 2025
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Em

A gril. cool person. she put makeup at cats. she gets all the girls and can control them using caffeine. does not know muffin man. epic. If you see an Em, make sure to hold her close. Then punch her to the ground.
"I forgot what is was for" - johnny
"Well it was for Em" - Nathan

"I'm Epic" - Em
"Debatable" - Lism
by swaggy_nathan June 5, 2022
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Ems

She is funny and kind. She will always be there for you and has the coolest style. Her figure is incredible but she doesn't believe it. Anyone who is her friend better hold on tight because she is hard to find in a world full of no one.
Tyler: Who is the fine girl with the nice smile over there?
Emilia: She must be an Ems
by vank thtain April 24, 2019
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