hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears

oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears

by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011

stop eating his ear!

Something you scream at your friend that you just found out is a cannibal.

Hey you, stop eating his ear!

by shmurp June 12, 2017

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.

I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."

by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

spit a bug in your ear

It is the African American slang for having to tell someone a secret.

Hit me on my hip, cause I have to spit a bug in ya ear...

by Sarah Risner May 13, 2005

Irish Ear clogger

The form of a guy jerking it in a girls face. She begins to suck on your dick and when you're "go", you turn around and jizz in her ear, then proceed to rip out a chunk of her hair. lol

Dude, I gave Jenny an Irish Ear Clogger last night, but then she dumped me. Wtf's up wit dat?

by Stanly McNormalguy April 28, 2007

Electronic Alternative Rock (EAR)

A blend of dark wave, industrial and gothic music with rock, pop and dance themes as presented by the music project Latent Anxiety.

Is this Electronic Alternative Rock (EAR) from Latent Anxiety? Play it louder!

by industrialhammer September 21, 2009

east coast ear exam

A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his ejaculate deep into the ear canal. A stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the semen deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.

I may not have my M.D., but I am more than qualified to perform an east coast ear exam.

by Meatman January 11, 2006